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STOP THROWING CERSEI OFF A CLIFF : THE OFFICIAL PETITION Are you fed up yet ? Cersei Lannister fans know that the Cersei Lannister tag on that blogging hellish platform, Tumblr, is without a doubt one of the worst places to have ever existed. And Tumblr, as you may or may not know, is much infamous for its “memes”. One of them being, in the A Song of Ice and Fire fandom, “Fuck, Marry, Throw off a cliff : Tyrion, Jaime, Cersei”. And if we were to do statistics (which we don’t, because we’re too busy crying over what we’re seeing), it would appear that Cersei is thrown a cliff pretty much 100% of the time (actually 99% because i answered it once, and i married her, my sweet darling.) Do you think it is an outrage ? It is an outrage. It is. Do other people have to face the possibility that their favourite characters are being thrown off a cliff ? On a daily basis ? On a daily, shocking, terrifying basis ? I think not. And yet, in the life of a Cersei fan, it happens everyday. Everyday you imagine, tears in your eyes and blood in your mouth, the golden lioness being pushed down, falling, falling, falling further and faster, and DYING, in a place where you can barely see her golden hair shine, for the last time, before it’s eaten by sharks lurking under there and destroyed slowly by the natural decomposition of a corpse. Do you deserve this ? Do you think you deserve this ? Do you think people have the right to do this to Cersei ? Does she deserve this no matter how evil her vagina is ? Do you think they have the right to do this to her while most of the answers in this same “meme” is that they’d marry Tyrion ? Of all people ? Of all dwarves ? Is Cersei such a terrible character that the cliff is her only possible future ? Do you have better hopes for her ? Do you think people in the fandom are dumb (yes you do) ? Do you think it’s weird that in the crazy trinity of the Lannister siblings, they marry the Good Tyrion Lannister and kill the Evil Evil Evil Cersei Lannister ? While they fuck the Is-He-Good-Is-He-Bad Jaime Lannister Probably On The Way To Redemption ?  Do you want to call on this attitude ?  Starting right now, you absolutely can. Your prayers have finally been answered. You can sign the petition here so Cersei will not have to face death by cliff ever again. And she will rise and she will shine and she will rule and haters will be down the cliff and they will cry even when they’re too dead to ever cry again. Leave a message on the blog with your name and possibly your blog name, or just your anonymity, and you will be added to the list. And please reblog this so more people can join us. Let’s make this a fair fight! Let’s sign and sign over to stop this cliff nonsense.  I trust you all. Long live the Queen! 

STOP THROWING CERSEI OFF A CLIFF : THE OFFICIAL PETITION

Are you fed up yet ? Cersei Lannister fans know that the Cersei Lannister tag on that blogging hellish platform, Tumblr, is without a doubt one of the worst places to have ever existed. And Tumblr, as you may or may not know, is much infamous for its “memes”. One of them being, in the A Song of Ice and Fire fandom, “Fuck, Marry, Throw off a cliff : Tyrion, Jaime, Cersei”. And if we were to do statistics (which we don’t, because we’re too busy crying over what we’re seeing), it would appear that Cersei is thrown a cliff pretty much 100% of the time (actually 99% because i answered it once, and i married her, my sweet darling.)

Do you think it is an outrage ? It is an outrage. It is. Do other people have to face the possibility that their favourite characters are being thrown off a cliff ? On a daily basis ? On a daily, shocking, terrifying basis ? I think not. And yet, in the life of a Cersei fan, it happens everyday. Everyday you imagine, tears in your eyes and blood in your mouth, the golden lioness being pushed down, falling, falling, falling further and faster, and DYING, in a place where you can barely see her golden hair shine, for the last time, before it’s eaten by sharks lurking under there and destroyed slowly by the natural decomposition of a corpse. Do you deserve this ? Do you think you deserve this ? Do you think people have the right to do this to Cersei ? Does she deserve this no matter how evil her vagina is ? Do you think they have the right to do this to her while most of the answers in this same “meme” is that they’d marry Tyrion ? Of all people ? Of all dwarves ? Is Cersei such a terrible character that the cliff is her only possible future ? Do you have better hopes for her ? Do you think people in the fandom are dumb (yes you do) ? Do you think it’s weird that in the crazy trinity of the Lannister siblings, they marry the Good Tyrion Lannister and kill the Evil Evil Evil Cersei Lannister ? While they fuck the Is-He-Good-Is-He-Bad Jaime Lannister Probably On The Way To Redemption ? 

Do you want to call on this attitude ? 

Starting right now, you absolutely can. Your prayers have finally been answered. You can sign the petition here so Cersei will not have to face death by cliff ever again. And she will rise and she will shine and she will rule and haters will be down the cliff and they will cry even when they’re too dead to ever cry again. Leave a message on the blog with your name and possibly your blog name, or just your anonymity, and you will be added to the list. And please reblog this so more people can join us.

Let’s make this a fair fight! Let’s sign and sign over to stop this cliff nonsense. 

I trust you all.

Long live the Queen! 




belsrowley: itookhercastle: winteronthedragonstongue: On Yara- My thoughts exactly. So now that they’ve put all of those fanarts next to her image on the show, do people even realize how she actually fits the description? Black short hair (not blacker because in the show Theon looks NOTHING LIKE HIS BOOK DESCRIPTION but I don’t see anyone complaining about GoT male casting ever), leather pants, a hair that “could use a wash”, a rough ironwoman appearance, a sexy-ness that comes from attitude and boldness? Or is this about her not looking like a sexy lady pirate straight out of a male fantasy? 

belsrowley:

itookhercastle:

winteronthedragonstongue:

On Yara- My thoughts exactly.

So now that they’ve put all of those fanarts next to her image on the show, do people even realize how she actually fits the description?

Black short hair (not blacker because in the show Theon looks NOTHING LIKE HIS BOOK DESCRIPTION but I don’t see anyone complaining about GoT male casting ever), leather pants, a hair that “could use a wash”, a rough ironwoman appearance, a sexy-ness that comes from attitude and boldness?

Or is this about her not looking like a sexy lady pirate straight out of a male fantasy? 





lettersnumbersdashes:

Words cannot adequately describe how much I loath Sansa. 

but why are you in the tag



oh ew, really people? 

myforestlove:

thesavagesalad:

  • That’s from 4chan, not Sophie
  • she is a 16 year old girl, jesus fucking christ the fact that you even posted that is fucked up
  • i repeat. 
  • 16 years old. And I sure as hell am questioning the age of the girl you’re tagging as Sophie because I highly doubt she consented to you posting up her private material
  • what the fuck is wrong with you
  • also anyone with any decency, please don’t reblog that picture
  • it’s actually really fucking horrifying knowing that Sophie’s a fucking baby and she’s copping so much bullshit. First it was the slut shaming over the dress, and now this.
  • what the fuck is wrong with you people.

the grossest of the gross people





daenerysmotherofderp: Since CERTAIN PEOPLE like quoting the books so much in the Cersei controversy, let’s just provide some of the textual evidence they love so much to prove our point! “Robert’s face was dark with anger. ‘How many times must I tell you to hold your tongue, woman?’ Cersei’s face was a study in contempt. ‘What a jape the gods have made of us two,’ she said. ‘By all rights, you ought to be in skirts and me in mail.’ Purple with rage, the king lashed out, a vicious backhand blow to the side of the head. She stumbled against the table and fell hard, yet Cersei Lannister did not cry out. Her slender fingers brushed her cheek, where the pale smooth skin was already reddening. On the morrow the bruise would cover half her face. ‘I shall wear this as a badge of honor,’ she announced.’ ‘Wear it in silence, or I’ll honor you again,’ Robert vowed.” GOT, pg. 429 “The rage was gone from him now; in his eyes Ned saw something sad and scared. ‘I should not have hit her. That was not…that was not kingly.’” GOT, pg. 430 “Ned touched her cheek gently. ‘Has he done this before?’ ‘Once or twice.’ She shied away from his hand. ‘Never on the face before. Jaime would have killed him, even if it meant his own life.’ Cersei looked at him defiantly. ‘My brother is worth a hundred of your friend.’” GOT, pg. 484 “Robert Baratheon, the First of His Name, may there never be a second. A dim, drunken brute of a man. Let him weep in hell. Taena warmed the bed as well as Robert ever had, and never tried to force Cersei’s legs apart.” AFFC, pg. 684 “She wondered what it would feel like to suckle on those breasts, to lay the Myrish woman back and push her legs apart and use her as a man would use her, the way Robert would use her when the drink was in him, and she was unable to bring him off with hand or mouth.” AFFC, pg. 685 “Those had been the worst nights, lying helpless underneath him as he took his pleasure, stinking of wine and grunting like a boar. Usually he rolled off and went to sleep as soon as it was done, and was snoring before his seed could dry upon her thighs. She was always sore afterward, raw between her legs, her breasts painful from the mauling he would give them. The only time he’d ever made her wet was on their wedding night.” AFFC, pg. 685 “For Robert, those nights never happened. Come morning he remembered nothing, or so he would have her believe. Once, during the first year of their marriage, Cersei had voiced her displeasure the next day. ‘You hurt me,’ she complained. He had the grace to look ashamed. ‘It was not me, my lady,’ he said in a sulky sullen tone, like a child caught stealing apple cakes from the kitchen. ‘It was the wine. I drink too much wine.’ To wash down his admission, he reached for a horn of ale. As he raised it to his mouth, she smashed her own horn in his face, so hard he chipped a tooth. Years later at a feast, she heard him telling a serving wench how he’d cracked his tooth in a melee. Well, our marriage was a melee, she reflected, so he did not lie.” AFFC, pg. 686 “The rest had all been lies, though. He did remember what he did to her that night, she was convinced of that. She could see it in his eyes. He only pretended to forget; it was easier to do that than to face his shame. Deep down Robert Baratheon was a coward. In time the assaults grew less frequent. During the first year of their marriage he took her at least once a fortnight; by the end it was not even once a year. He never stopped completely, though. Sooner or later there would come a night when he would drink too much and want to claim his rights. What shamed him in the light of day gave him pleasure in the dark.” AFFC, pg. 868 Gee, Robert sure comes off as a nice, totally non-abusive husband to a modern reader! Nope, certainly no way to interpret him as a rapist prick, no-sir-ee. I just can’t fathom what people are talking about here, given all this textual evidence that Robert was a nice, upstanding guy and Cersei was asking for it! P.S. Arguing that this is TOTES ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR because Cersei cheated on him? Not only misses the point that nothing excuses the way he treated her, but is really fucking gross for a number of reasons. So kindly go and fuck yourself if you’re going to gloss over a character’s disgusting treatment of his wife just because you have a huge ladyboner for pretending that sexual assault and marital rape aren’t a thing. The implication that Cersei doesn’t act like a ~PROPER VICTIM~ is upsetting too, for the same reasons.

daenerysmotherofderp:

Since CERTAIN PEOPLE like quoting the books so much in the Cersei controversy, let’s just provide some of the textual evidence they love so much to prove our point!

“Robert’s face was dark with anger. ‘How many times must I tell you to hold your tongue, woman?’

Cersei’s face was a study in contempt. ‘What a jape the gods have made of us two,’ she said. ‘By all rights, you ought to be in skirts and me in mail.’

Purple with rage, the king lashed out, a vicious backhand blow to the side of the head. She stumbled against the table and fell hard, yet Cersei Lannister did not cry out. Her slender fingers brushed her cheek, where the pale smooth skin was already reddening. On the morrow the bruise would cover half her face. ‘I shall wear this as a badge of honor,’ she announced.’

‘Wear it in silence, or I’ll honor you again,’ Robert vowed.” GOT, pg. 429

“The rage was gone from him now; in his eyes Ned saw something sad and scared. ‘I should not have hit her. That was not…that was not kingly.’” GOT, pg. 430

“Ned touched her cheek gently. ‘Has he done this before?’

‘Once or twice.’ She shied away from his hand. ‘Never on the face before. Jaime would have killed him, even if it meant his own life.’ Cersei looked at him defiantly. ‘My brother is worth a hundred of your friend.’” GOT, pg. 484

“Robert Baratheon, the First of His Name, may there never be a second. A dim, drunken brute of a man. Let him weep in hell. Taena warmed the bed as well as Robert ever had, and never tried to force Cersei’s legs apart.” AFFC, pg. 684

“She wondered what it would feel like to suckle on those breasts, to lay the Myrish woman back and push her legs apart and use her as a man would use her, the way Robert would use her when the drink was in him, and she was unable to bring him off with hand or mouth.” AFFC, pg. 685

“Those had been the worst nights, lying helpless underneath him as he took his pleasure, stinking of wine and grunting like a boar. Usually he rolled off and went to sleep as soon as it was done, and was snoring before his seed could dry upon her thighs. She was always sore afterward, raw between her legs, her breasts painful from the mauling he would give them. The only time he’d ever made her wet was on their wedding night.” AFFC, pg. 685

“For Robert, those nights never happened. Come morning he remembered nothing, or so he would have her believe. Once, during the first year of their marriage, Cersei had voiced her displeasure the next day. ‘You hurt me,’ she complained. He had the grace to look ashamed. ‘It was not me, my lady,’ he said in a sulky sullen tone, like a child caught stealing apple cakes from the kitchen. ‘It was the wine. I drink too much wine.’ To wash down his admission, he reached for a horn of ale. As he raised it to his mouth, she smashed her own horn in his face, so hard he chipped a tooth. Years later at a feast, she heard him telling a serving wench how he’d cracked his tooth in a melee. Well, our marriage was a melee, she reflected, so he did not lie.” AFFC, pg. 686

“The rest had all been lies, though. He did remember what he did to her that night, she was convinced of that. She could see it in his eyes. He only pretended to forget; it was easier to do that than to face his shame. Deep down Robert Baratheon was a coward. In time the assaults grew less frequent. During the first year of their marriage he took her at least once a fortnight; by the end it was not even once a year. He never stopped completely, though. Sooner or later there would come a night when he would drink too much and want to claim his rights. What shamed him in the light of day gave him pleasure in the dark.” AFFC, pg. 868

Gee, Robert sure comes off as a nice, totally non-abusive husband to a modern reader! Nope, certainly no way to interpret him as a rapist prick, no-sir-ee. I just can’t fathom what people are talking about here, given all this textual evidence that Robert was a nice, upstanding guy and Cersei was asking for it!

P.S. Arguing that this is TOTES ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR because Cersei cheated on him? Not only misses the point that nothing excuses the way he treated her, but is really fucking gross for a number of reasons. So kindly go and fuck yourself if you’re going to gloss over a character’s disgusting treatment of his wife just because you have a huge ladyboner for pretending that sexual assault and marital rape aren’t a thing. The implication that Cersei doesn’t act like a ~PROPER VICTIM~ is upsetting too, for the same reasons.



TW: rape 

inventedcharacter:

headtrip-honey-asoiaf:

Maybe I should just change my name to Stoneheart. Maybe it’s just that I find Cersei such an unpleasent woman that I can’t say it’s rape. 


And that, ladies n gents, is all you really need to know.


oh god



highgardens:

watermeloncholy | sassyknight | robbstark:

Dany, tell them.

#behold viserys #the man who raised dany who told dany stories of the home that he’s /so/ determined to bring them back to #the man who did what he could with the little that he’s given/has left #the man who lost /everything/ — his family his home his /queen/ (aka. dany) etc. — for the chance to get all of it back in the end #he was driven by his ambition #then he was driven mad by the fact that he can’t attain/chase after his wants because he doesn’t have the /means/ to #how much hurt do you think he felt when he realized that /everything/ he’s worked hard for was FREELY HANDED TO DANY #i can’t #so why are people so fucking stuck on the fact that /he/ had hurt dany when /dany/ is the one who hurts and eventually kills him in the end #viserys feels (TM)

#this #when tags are art #the dislike i have for dany builds bigger whenever viserys is mentioned #tragic insane boy #i want to hug him

Are you all actually serious here? This isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone say something like this, it certainly won’t be the last and I’m sure this is a pervasive attitude amongst a certain contingent of the fandom, but I just need to ask—how completely delusional do you have to be to ignore everything that happened in this storyline? Do you understand how dangerous this sort of attitude is in real life? That it’s the same attitude that comes from people who excuse perpetrators of abuse? That it’s the same attitude that comes from people who victim-blame? 

I have to wonder if we’re reading the same books because there seems to be something that I’m missing. I could have sworn that Viserys was the one who sold his sister like a slave. I could have sworn that he was the one who beat Dany whenever she defied him. I could have sworn that he was the one who used sexual violence against her as punishment (i.e. having her strip for him, twisting her nipples as he threatened her). I could have sworn that he was the one who told her that he would let all 40,000 Dothraki men rape her if that’s what it took to get him his army. !ADWD SPOILER! I could have sworn that he attempted to sneak into her room and rape her the night before her wedding. !ADWD SPOILER!

This was a man who raised Daenerys and told her stories once upon a time in her life, yes, but that didn’t make him a good man. He was nice to her when he saw fit. He protected her because she was one of the only things of worth that he had left—I  use the word “thing” because that’s evidently how he saw Dany in the end. He was taught from a young age that she belonged to him and so he saw her as a bargaining chip. He must have cared for her in some capacity at some point in his life, sure, but his desperation made him cruel and he still treated her as though he owned her. Despite Viserys’ harsh life, he was still an abuser and he was still vile. He thought his sister weaker than him and instead of protecting her, he took advantage of his authority over her and abused her.

I reiterate, this was a man who bargained and gifted his barely teenaged sister to a warlord and threatened her with violence if she didn’t acquiesce to his every demand. He was the one who gave her away. He was the one who secured his inevitable fate and set into motion Daenerys’ awakening from her abuse. He was the one who disregarded and disrespected the Dothraki at every turn, which in the end got him killed. Viserys was the only one responsible for his death. You don’t just approach the Khaleesi of a Dothraki horde with a sword and threaten to cut her son out of her—on the night of a special ceremony, in a peaceful city where weapons are explicitly not allowed, in front of the Khal himself, the elders of the tribe, and thousands of other people in the tribe—and get away with it. Explain to me how Dany was supposed to save him from that? What was Dany supposed to have told them? That he was king in some land they gave no fucks about and they should respect his authority? By Dothraki law, drawing a weapon on anyone, even someone completely insignificant, would have been punishable by death—and he did it to the freaking queen. In any scenario, in Westeros or Essos, he would have been killed. 

Despite all the abuse, Daenerys still cared for him. She protected him from harm after he assaulted her in front of her bodyguards and handmaiden. Do you honestly believe that if Drogo had been there, Viserys would have survived as long as he did? Daenerys commanded her bodyguard to leave him alone and when she did, she still called him her brother. She punished him for his insult, but she kept what happened from her husband who would have surely killed him. She reached out to him, made him clothing, tried to reason with him and instead he hit her in attempt to assert his dominance. He knew he was losing ownership over her and that only increased his abusiveness toward her and his insolence. This was twice now after he hit her that she had mercy on him. This was countless times during the months of traveling with the Dothraki that she begged Drogo to spare him. People behave as though as Daenerys didn’t protect him and love him despite what he did to her. It was obvious that she cared about him to the point where she ignored his abuse of her to spare his life. 

You can feel for Viserys without woobifying him and excusing what he did to Daenerys. Furthermore, you can feel for him and understand and accept what happened to him without vilifying Dany, the one who put up with Viserys’ physical and sexual abuse for years.

P.S. I’m sure if you tried to hug Viserys, he’d have spat in your face like he did to Dany. 

You can love Harry Lloyd without projecting your feelings for him onto his character. 

/House Targaryen stan out